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SAVE THESE PHOTOS! While celebrating Thanksgiving tomorrow and somebody starts talking politics or any uncomfortable topic, quickly breakout these pictures and ask “Hey did you see the dog with turkey and stuffing on his head?”

*It may not successfully change the topic but it will provide you relief and tell them your priorities.
** Jack’s World not responsible for spoiled appetites, intoxicated relatives or incarcerations.

#Thanksgiving2018


Absurdity 2 comments

Jack Fact: It’s National Absurdity Day
Defined as : “Something absurd is really silly, absolutely ridiculous, or total nonsense”

*Jack had nothing appropriate for this day, so here’s a boring photo of him reading the newspaper. #NationaAbsurdityDay


Funny Dog 1 comment

Sing along time: “Funny Dog”
(apologies to Piano Man,Billy Joel)
 
(harmonica intro)
 
It’s Jack o’clock on a Sunday
The regular crowd logs in
There’s a dog on the floor next to me
As I lean over and scratch his chin
 
Jack says, “Dad can you play frisbee with me
You throw it and see how far it goes
I’ll catch it not miss a beat
And I’ll get muddy feet
Cause I run and catch your bad throws “
 
La la lab, dog, da dog
Lab lab di da da da dog
 
Post a pic you’re the funny dog
Post us a pic alright
Everyone needs a good chuckle sometimes
And a pic of Jack is just right
 
Now Jack likes to get his photo taken
He loves the cameras cause you see
When the cameras comes out and he does a trick
There’s lots of treats for he
 
Jack says “Dad our bad jokes are really goofy”
As we smile I scratch his ears and face
“Well, I’m sure that I could catch that squirrel
If it was only a fair race “
 
La la lab, dog, da dog
Lab lab di da da da dog
 
Now Jack is a real dog I insist
Who takes everything in stride
And he plays with his toys and looks for critters
And really loves to take a ride
 
And the Fedex man is delivering stuff
As Jack is chewing on a bone
Yes he barks and he growls and scares him away
Cause it’s his job protecting his home
 
Post a pic you’re the funny dog
Post us a pic alright
Everyone needs a good chuckle sometimes
And a pic of Jack is just right
 
It’s a pretty good post for a Saturday
And Jack gives us a smile
‘Cause he knows that it’s time to have fun and play
And to forget about life for a while
 
And Jack’s talent makes us marvel
As people wonder what he’ll do each day
And they see his pics on-line and snort at this canine
And say “Jack thanks for the smile today”
 
La la lab, dog, da dog
Lab lab di da da da dog
 
Post a pic you’re the funny dog
Post us a pic alright
Everyone needs a good chuckle sometimes
And a pic of Jack is just right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

Jack Yarns Red

Jack Fact: Jack speaks the universal language of dog. Jack yarns were only for fun but grew so much larger than life and are translated into multiple languages everyday:
English (US),English (UK),Spanish,French (France),
Spanish (Spain),Portuguese (Brazil),German,
Arabic,Italian,Romanian,Thai,Dutch,Portuguese (Portugal),
Polish,French (Canada),English (Pirate),Vietnamese,
Hungarian,Danish,Greek,Indonesian,Russian,Japanese,
Swedish,Bulgarian,Turkish,Simplified Chinese (China),
Finnish,Georgian,Serbian,Traditional Chinese (Taiwan),
Hebrew,Czech,Croatian,English (India),Slovak,
Traditional Chinese (Hong Kong),Norwegian (Bokmal),
English (Upside Down),Lithuanian,Filipino,Latvian,
Malay,Slovenian,Albanian

*according to Facebook data:
**squirrel wasn’t listed as a language
*** sorry if your language wasn’t listed (but then again you probably couldn’t read this anyway.


Boardwalk Therapy Walks

Jack Fact: Besides grass, the boardwalk was the best place for Jack walks after his surgeries. Because he could alternate from the wood to the asphalt path. (and it had lots of good smells )

* Boardwalk surface could be slippery and tough to grip with a bad right front paw
** Asphalt path could be rough on a paw that dragged a bit