Timothy the Squirrel 2 comments

Jack fans are the best!
Jack’s family received a replica squirrel (named Timothy) from Jack fans in Pennsylvania.
We couldn’t put it inside immediately because Jack would not have approved! Therefore Timothy the Squirrel is sitting on the front porch on Mr. Bones’ shoulder, for Halloween.

*At Christmas, Timothy the Squirrel will sit on a branch of the Christmas tree.


Paint It Jack

Sing along time: “Paint It Jack”
(Apologies to The Rolling Stones : Paint It Black)

We see an internet post and we want it painted Jack
No kittens any more, we want them to be Jack
He sees the squirrels run by and chases the mean ole crows
We put a toy on his head and wait for his dumb ole prose

Each day we see objects and want them put on Jack
With patience and balance he really has a knack
We see people crack smiles and try to turn away
Like a daily comic strip it just happens every day

We look inside ourselves and see our heart is Jack
We see a red ball and we want to paint it Jack
Maybe then we’ll laugh today and not have to face the facts
Life’s not easy but better when your whole world is Jack

Admit it at least one time coffee you did spew
Jack did foresee this thing happening to you
If we laugh hard enough that coffee pours from your nose
Your love will laugh too at Jack’s pics and daily woes

We see an internet post and we want it painted Jack
No kittens any more, we want them to be Jack
He sees the squirrels run by and chases the mean ole crows
We put a toy on his head and wait for his dumb ole prose

Hmm, hmm, hmm,..

We wanna see it painted, painted Jack
Jack is right, Jack is cool
We wanna see his name plotted out in the sky
We wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted Jack

Yeah!

Hmm, hmm, hmm…

 

 


Skeptical Jack 2 comments

Jack Fact: By taking so many photos and being closely in tune with Jack, his family recognized that Jack lots of different expressions.

*This is called “Skeptical Jack” and was the look he sometimes gave when dad said, ” Come on Jack, it will be fun.”


Warnings Issued 3 comments

Jack Fact: Patrolling the compound often resulting in Jack finding assorted critters where he mostly issued stern warnings. The exception was when he snatched a cicada out of dad’s hand.

*For the record, the cicada had a bad attitude and was talking a lot of trash


Who You Gonna Call? 1 comment

Sing Along Time:
(apologies to Ray Parker Jr: Theme from Ghost Busters)

Dog Slobber

If there’s something slimy
On your face or hand
Eww and on the ball…
Dog slobber

If it feels really weird
And it don’t look good,
It’s spit from your dog…

Dog slobber
I ain’t afraid of no spit
I ain’t afraid of no spit
If you’re feelin things
Spit runs through your hand
It’s his latest haul…
Dog slobber

An invisible slime
Covers everything
Oh, it’s on the wall…

Dog slobber
I ain’t afraid of no spit
I ain’t afraid of no spit
On the tennis ball
Dog slobber
No, you’re not alone
Slobber on the phone
Dry wall
Dog slobber
I ain’t afraid of no spit
I hear it chases squirrels
I ain’t afraid of no spit
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Who ya gonna call
Dog slobber
If you’ve had a dose of a
slobberin dog baby
You know the drill
Dog slobber, oh
Lemme tell ya something
Kisses make ya feel good
I ain’t afraid of no spit
I ain’t afraid of no spit
Don’t pick up that bone no no
Dog slobber
Someone at your door
There’s a big gob on the floor
And need to clean the wall
Dog slobber
Oh, you’re gonna call
Dog slobber!
It’s on the wall
Dog slobber
It’s his latest haul
Dog slobber
Pick up that ball
Dog slobber
It’s on you too
Stuck to a hair ball
Dog slobber
Louder
Dog slobber
Yup, you’re gonna call
Dog slobber
It’s spit after all
Dog slobber