He Shook Me All Day Long

Sing along time: “He Shook Me All Day Long”
(apologies to AC/DC : She Shook Me All Night Long”)

(Guitar intro)

He’s a fun machine he licks his food bowl clean
He the most fun dog that I ever seen
He has deep searching eyes telling me no lies
Bringing me his frisbee to see if it flies
Throw it and watch it soar
Then we played tug of war
I told him to give but he said what for
Cause he gave it a shaking
My arm was quaking
My back was aching
And we were playing tug
And he shook me all day long
Yeah he …shook me all day long

I’m working extra hard to get a firm grip
I pretty sure I heard the frisbee rip
Boy is he ever strong pulling me along
Got it and threw it again
Now he’s come back for more
Got it again and now we pull it around
Here we go again because ,he loves this game
Cause he gave it a shaking
My arm was quaking
My back was aching
And we were playing tug
And he shook me all day long
Yeah he, shook me all day long
And knocked me down
He shook me all day long
He had it and was shaking
He shook me all day long
Yeah he shook me….
When he shook it

(guitar riff)

He really shook me it’s true
Shook me all day long
He shook me cause he is so strong
Yeah, yeah, I’m gonna be sore before too long
He really got me after I threw
Shook me all day long
Yeah he shook me
Yeah he shook me
All day long…..

(abrupt stop)

 

 


Explain that to your dog 1 comment

Jack Fact: While walking, Jack would often lie down on the many benches along the path, not because he was tired, but in an attempt to leave mysterious dog hair on the next person that sat on the bench.

*Jack cracked himself up!

**Sorry, if you had a hard time explaining it ti your dog when you got home


Busted Our Bubble 1 comment

Jack Fact: His sister loved it so his family figured Jack would love it… but Jack never took to the concept of playing with bubbles.

*maybe we should have tried the bacon flavored bubbles.
** or maybe we should have waited to give him his own mobile phone and computer.


Funny Dog 2 comments

Sing along time: “Funny Dog”
(apologies to Billy Joel: Piano Man)

(piano/harmonica intro)

It’s 6 o’clock on a Sunday
The regular crowd logs on in
There’s a dog on the floor next to me
As I lean over and scratch his chin

(harmonica)

The dog says, “Dad can you play frisbee with me
You throw it and see how far it goes
I’ll catch it and not miss a beat
And I’ll get muddy feet
Cause I run and catch your bad throws ”

La la lab, dog, da dog
Lab lab di da da da dog

Post a pic you’re the funny dog
Post us a pic alright
Everyone needs a good chuckle sometimes
And a pic of a Jack is just right

Now my dog likes to get his photo taken
He loves the cameras cause you see
When the cameras comes out and he does a trick
There’s lots of treats for he

Then Jack says “Dad our bad jokes are really goofy”
As we smile I scratch his ears and face
“Well, I’m sure that I could catch that squirrel
If it was only a fair race “

La la lab, dog, da dog
Lab lab di da da da dog

Now Jack is a real dog I insist
Who takes everything in stride
And plays with his toys and looks for critters
And really loves to take a ride

(harmonica)

And the Fedex man is delivering stuff
As Jack is chewing on a bone
Yes, he barks and he growls and scares him away
Cause it’s his job protecting his home

(piano riff)

Post a pic you’re the funny dog
Post us a pic alright
Everyone needs a good chuckle sometimes
And a pic of Jack is just right

(harmonica)

It’s a pretty good post for a Sunday
And that gives us a smile
‘Cause we knows that it’s time to have fun and play
And to forget about life for a while

And Jack’s talent makes us marvel
As people wonder what he’ll do each day
And they see his pics on-line and snort at this canine
And say “Jack thanks for the smile today”

La la lab, dog, da dog
Lab lab di da da da dog

Post a pic you’re the funny dog
Post us a pic alright
Everyone needs a good chuckle sometimes
And a pic of Jack is just right

(fade out)