Daily Archives: Saturday, April 4, 2015


Message from a Lab-Dog

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“Message from a Lab-Dog” (apologies to Sting)

Just a Labrador
A dog loose on the net
Another day to snore
With lots of stuff to see
More goofiness
Than any dog could share
A rescue who is furry and has black hair
I’ll send a D.O.G. to the world
I’ll send a D.O.G.to the world
I hope that you get the joke
I hope that you get the joke
I hope that someone gets my…
Message from a Lab-Dog
(Message from a Lab-Dog)

A year has passed since Jack posted his page
Maybe he should have known it right from the start
Silliness and fun keep us together…
Dogs can heal your life
And Dogs can mend your heart

I’ll send a D.O.G. to the world
I’ll send a D.O.G.to the world
I hope that you get the joke
I hope that you get the joke
I hope that someone gets my…
Message from a Lab-Dog
(Message from a Lab-Dog)

Checked Jack’s page this morning
Couldn’t believe what we saw…
A hundred billion posts
Messages and more
Seems that people like dogs that makes us laugh
A hundred billion Jack fans
Looking for a gaffe

I’ll send a D.O.G. to the world
I’ll send a D.O.G.to the world
I hope that you get the joke
I hope that you get the joke
I hope that someone gets my…
Message from a Lab-Dog
(Message from a Lab-Dog)


Welcome to Jack’s World

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“Welcome to Jack’s World” (apologies to Guns N Roses)

Welcome to Jack’s World
He’s got fun ‘n’ game
He’s got goofiness every day
Funny, that you know his name…
On the internet you can find
All the dog hair to make you sneeze
But if you like dogs and like em funny, honey
Jack does it with ease

In Jack’s World…..
Welcome to Jack’s World
The dumbness will make you snort and
wha wha wha…wheeze, wheeze…
He’s gonna make you pee!

Welcome to Jack’s World
He takes it day by day…
Learn what he’s like it’s so easy to see
Rippin toys and chasin squirrels is Jack’s way ….

And he’s a very smart boy
Balances stuff and makes our day
He likes the camera lights
Ready to show his skills so everyone can see

In Jack’s World
Welcome to Jack’s World
Did you see his, his, his last post…..
It,.. it.. made me scream!


Dog on the rocks.

Jack rocks looking up

“Dog on the Rocks” (apologies to like Neil Diamond)


Dog on the rocks… ain’t no surprise
Just give him a chance,
And he’ll show you he’s wise
Got lots to say,
He just likes to play, all the time

Lab with a heart, Lab with a soul
You found him here
With his favorite bowl
The milk-bone’s all gone
Now all we get is a smile


Country Dog

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“Country Dog”(apologies to John Denver)

Well I got me a fine home I got me a little
When the sun’s comin’ up I go out and piddle
Life ain’t nothin’ but a funny funny riddle
Thank God I’m a country dog……


It’s Jack’s World

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It’s Jack’s World

Here’s the story of a dog on the web
Who was posting in a very goofy way.
All of the posts were dumb, like his father,
The funniest post each day.

Here’s the story, of a lab named Jack,
Who was busy with a life of his own.
He had toys and critters living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till one day when the lab balanced his bone,
And it was so funny, you almost hurled.
That this dog can be so dog- gone funny.
That’s how a dog named Jack became Jack’s World.

It’s Jack’s World,
Its Jack’s World,
That’s the way a dog became Jack’s World.


Born for Fun

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Born for Fun (with apologies to The Boss)

In the day he eats and sleeps while twitching in his runaway American dream
At night he eats again and dreams of glory on the Internet machine.
Sprung from a shelter cage in Carolin-a,
Blue collared, milkbone injected, steppin’ out over the line-a
h-Oh, Baby this lab rips the laugh from your gut
It’s a giggle rap, it’s a snicker trap
We gotta be dumb while we can
Cause Jacks like us, baby we were born for fun
Oh honey, labs like us
baby we were born to be dumb
Come on with me, Jacks like us
baby we were born for fun

My Milkbona

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“My Milkbona”  (with apologies to the Knack)
Oh my little pretty bone, pretty bone
When you gonna give me my milkbone-a
When you make my nose smell, my mouth drool
Chew it, eat up soon my milkbone-a
Never gonna stop, eat em up
Such a hungry dog, always pose em up
For the flavor of the tasty treat
My my my i yi woo
My my my my milk bone-a
Can I eat it now, ah will ya huh,
Its close enough to touch my eyes my milk bone-a

Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Drool running down for the taste of my milk bone-a
When you gonna give it to me
Give to me
Is it just a matter of time milk bone-a
Is it just destiny, destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind milk bone-a


Purple Toy Eater

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“Purple Toy Eater” (apologies to Sheb Wooley)

Well I saw something this mornin and it caught my eyes
It had fur, a tail and I thought of you guys
It was Jack, and he was kinda purple -ee
and he looked kinda funny to me…

He’s was a two-eyed, one-tailed furry purple squeak toy eater
A two -eyed, squirrel chasing purple toy eater…


Leaf it Be

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“Leaf it Be” (apologies to the Beatles)

When I find myself needing some humor
A furry dog comes to me
There’s no wisdom, that’s ok, leaf it be

Any time he balances things
Standing right in front of me
Being stupid funny, leaf it be

Leaf it be, leaf it be
Leaf it be, leaf it be
Being stupid funny
Leaf it be


Because He’s happy

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“Because He’s happy”


Clap along if you feel like a dog without a care
Because He’s happy
Clap along if you like it when Jack does his share
Because He’s happy
Clap along if his happiness gets to you
Because He’s happy
Clap along if you knew Jack was a rescue