Daily Archives: Sunday, March 4, 2018


Letter to Jack 11 comments

Letter to Jack:

Hi Big Boy just dropping a line to let you you know how things are going back at the compound. No doubt you are making lots of friends and showing off all your great tricks. We miss you lots as do many, many, many others. We don’t think you have any idea how much people you never met cared about you. Someone even suggested a memorial for you at the boardwalk (Maybe something like a “Rocky” statue with water flowing off the tongue..just kidding.)

Lots of comments and cards since you crossed the Rainbow Bridge..but not a single squirrel has entered the compound since you left. There was a big wind storm recently and your E.F.L.O.M. (ear flap-o-meter) would have been put to the test!

P.S. We are sharing “Jack Facts ” now. Don’t worry, nothing really embarrassing (yet).


Don’t Start Peein’ 7 comments

Jack Fact: 50+ songs were re-written as Jackisms. Here is an old favorite.
Sing along time. (apologies to Journey: Don’t Stop Believin’)

“Don’t Start Peein’'”

Just an average dog
Livin’ in dog eat dog world
He’s gotta go out in the rain
Goin anyway

He’s a real good boy
House broke and he don’t exploit
He took no time to explain
Goin anyway

He zinged out and across the room
A brief whine and he went zoom
I would smile but that ain’t right
Once out, he goes on and on and on

Canines…. waiting….
Pacing up and down the hallway
Their bladders filling in the night
Help em, people
Wake when you hear commotion
There it goes again tonight

Workin’ hard to change his will
Nobody wants a spill
Sometimes we chance it and roll the dice
Just one more hour
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to dry their shoes
Oh, the saga never ends
Once out, he goes on and on and on

Canines….. waiting…
Pacing up and down the hallway
Their bladders filling in the night
Help em, people
Wake when you hear commotion
There it goes again tonight

[Instrumental interlude]

Don’t start peein’
Hold on to that feelin’
Help em, people !!!!!!!
Don’t start peein’’
Hold on!!!!
Help em, people ……..
Don’t start peein’
Hold on to that feelin’
Help em, people…..