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Addicted To Dogs 1 comment

Sing Along Time: “Addicted To Dogs”
(apologies to Robert Palmer and Addicted To Love)

Their teeth are white, …they gnaw a bone
Your bed,… is not your own
Their tail wags,… their body shakes
Another lick, …is all it takes
You watch them sleep,… their nose you beep
There’s no doubt…, dogs you keep
A bad smell,… you can’t breathe
Another dog, is all you need!
Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the ruff…oh yeah
It’s Rover and his tooth I say you can’t get enough
You know that squirrel he’s gonna chase it
You’re addicted to dogs….

You go out too, ….when they go pee
You’re scratchin…. at a biting flea
Your lap is where…., they go climb
Another whine almost…. dinner time, ….a one track mind
You’re not depraved
But more dogs, are what you craved
They eat, …you clean their poo
You don’t mind ,…if you do
Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the ruff…oh yeah
It’s Rover and his tooth I say you can’t get enough
You know that squirrel he’s gonna chase it
You’re addicted to dogs….

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
(no music)
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

(guitar solo)

Their teeth are white, they gnaw a bone
Your bed is not your own
Their tail wags, their body shakes
Another lick is all it takes
Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the ruff…oh yeah
It’s Rover and his tooth I say you can’t get enough
You know that squirrel he’s gonna chase it
You’re addicted to dogs….

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
(fade out)