A Real Bad Smell


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“A Real Bad Smell” (with apologies to Billy Idol)

Last night a big ole doggie came dancin’ in my door
Last night a black lab jumped and paced round the floor
He said “Come on I need to go”… and gave me a shove
And it was a good thing… cause you know what I speak of …
Because
In the midnight hour he cried-… “door door door ”
It was a real bad smell and we… swore swore swore
It was midnight run out the…… door door door
It was a real bad smell we couldn’t …ignore ignore ignore
no more, no more, no more.

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