Addicted To Dog


“Addicted To Dogs”

Their teeth are white, …they gnaw a bone

Your bed,… is not your own

Their tail wags,… their body shakes

Another lick, …is all it takes

You watch them sleep,… their nose you beep

There’s no doubt…, dogs you keep

A bad smell,… you can’t breathe

Another dog,  is all you need!

Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the ruff…oh yeah

It’s Rover and his tooth I say you can’t get enough

You know that squirrel he’s gonna chase it

You’re addicted to dogs….

You go out too, ….when they go pee

You’re scratchin…. at a biting flea

Your lap is where…., they go climb

Another whine almost…. dinner time, ….a one track mind

You’re not depraved

But more dogs,  are what you craved

They eat, …you clean their poo

You don’t mind ,…if you do

Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the ruff…oh yeah

It’s Rover and his tooth I say you can’t get enough

You know that squirrel he’s gonna chase it

You’re addicted to dogs….

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

(no music)

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

(guitar solo)

Their teeth are white, they gnaw a bone

Your bed is not your own

Their tail wags, their body shakes

Another lick is all it takes

Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the ruff…oh yeah

It’s Rover and his tooth I say you can’t get enough

You know that squirrel he’s gonna chase it

You’re addicted to dogs….

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs (fade out)

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