Beware the Slides of March! 1 comment

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The Slides of March
Shakespeare for Canines: Act 1, Scene 2 of “Julius Sneezer”
Soothsayer: ” Beware the Slides of March!”
Sneezer: “What tis to be feared?”
Soothsayer: “No doubteth me thinks thou will find sliding colder on ye nether regions.”
Sneezer: “Methinks tis sound philosphy and thou didst try, but is too late for mine eyes betray me and I must repair home.”

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