Reel Jacks

See Jack up on the big screen


Jack memorial update sit rep 7 comments

Jack Memorial sit rep: For the last few weeks the Jack Memorial Team (J.M.T.) has been researching ideas, scouting locations and gathering estimates for the memorial. Today the team meets again to compare research.

*unfortunately, initial estimates look more expensive than thought.(about double..yikes!)
**Jack’s dad attributes his initial bad cost estimate to a lack of financial experience, because Jack did all the accounting at their house.


Conspiracy 7 comments

Jack Fact: All of the “photo-shopping” was the work of Jack’s human brother.
 
*Despite having 4 staring roles in motion pictures and countless cameos, Jack never won an Academy award.
**Conspiracy theorists claim that insiders feared that if he won, they would have to change the name from an “Oscar” to a “Jack.”

Go Figure 3 comments

Just in time for Christmas! The Jack Action Figure!
Have your own Jack adventures! Pose him with stuff on his head and amaze your friends or just hang out and have a friend.
(Supplies are limited, not available in stores, M.O.N.T not included).

*Product not real and not for sale
**Jack is real but not for sale


Jackman

Sock! Pow! Zok!
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Jackmaaaaaaan!
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Jackmaaaaaan!
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Jackmaaaaaan!
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Jackmaaaaaan!
Starring…Jack the Labrador
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Jackman! Jackman! Jackman!
Whap! Bipp! Ooooff!
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Jackman! Jackman! Jackman!
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da!
Jackmaaaaaan!


Guardians 3 comments

For over a thousand generations, Jacks were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the M.O.N.T. .

(This is the dog you’ve been looking for…You can go about your business.. May the 4th be with you. ).

* M.O.N.T. = mean old nasty tumor