Reel Jacks

See Jack up on the big screen


Go Figure 3 comments

Just in time for Christmas! The Jack Action Figure!
Have your own Jack adventures! Pose him with stuff on his head and amaze your friends or just hang out and have a friend.
(Supplies are limited, not available in stores, M.O.N.T not included).

*Product not real and not for sale
**Jack is real but not for sale


Jackman

Sock! Pow! Zok!
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Jackmaaaaaaan!
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Jackmaaaaaan!
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Jackmaaaaaan!
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Jackmaaaaaan!
Starring…Jack the Labrador
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Jackman! Jackman! Jackman!
Whap! Bipp! Ooooff!
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Jackman! Jackman! Jackman!
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da!
Jackmaaaaaan!


Guardians 3 comments

For over a thousand generations, Jacks were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the M.O.N.T. .

(This is the dog you’ve been looking for…You can go about your business.. May the 4th be with you. ).

* M.O.N.T. = mean old nasty tumor


Jack-WAN

Cue sound effects::WHOOOP.. WHOOOP…WHOOOP: This is an official notification from Jack-W.A.N. (the Jack Weather Alert Network)…if you are in the affected areas, the following actions are recommended:
– Get to your designated pet store and stock up on essentials (Tennis balls, Milk Bones etc. )
– Secure the compound against looting squirrels
– Prepare to hunker down and over-react!