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Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine / Clumsy

Sing along time:
“Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine /Clumsy”
(apologies to Tommy Tutone; 867-5309/Jenny)

Hey!

Clumsy, Clumsy, what did I run into?
I had me somethin’ I was gonna bite in to
The dog sure thinks I’m dropping food like before
When he got a snack because of the fall

Clumsy, don’t make a blunder
I need to take my time
Clumsy, the dog had hunger

Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine

Clumsy, Clumsy, you lunch was unsteady
Oh, you didn’t see it but the dog was so ready
He tried to beg you before, but he didn’t deserve.
He tried a new calculation, and made you go swerve

Clumsy, don’t make a blunder
I need to take my time
Clumsy, the dog had hunger

Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine

He got em, (he got em), he got em
He got your french fries from the fall
He got em, (he got em), he got em
For a good snack, for a good snack sprawl

(guitar riff)

Hey, Clumsy, don’t hate his plunder
The dog wanted to dine
Clumsy, he’s knows your number

Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine

Clumsy, Clumsy what did I run into?
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine)
It’s time to eat french fries so the dog is watching you
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine)

Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine

Fries That Were Mine
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine)
Fries That Were Mine
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine)
Fries That Were Mine
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine _

(fade out)

 

 

 


Need Some Aid 1 comment

Sing along time: “Need Some Aid” (AKA Renegade with apologies to Styx)

Oh, Mama, I’m in fear for my face from the long tongue of this dog

This dog was seen eating and rolling in something and it smelled real bad

Oh, Mama my eyes are a water’in and I hope it was just a bone

Bad breath is comin’ from that sweet face and I don’t have very long

YOOOOOOOOW!

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans

Oh, Mama, he’ s getting closer and I see something strange in his teeth

He’s gonnna get me no matter if I stay or dive, now I’m sure I’ll be beneath

Oh, Mama my eyes are a water ‘in and I hope it was just a bone

Bad breath is comin’ from that sweet face and I don’t have very long

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans
(guitar riff)

Oh, Mama, I’m in fear for my face from the long tongue of this dog

This dog was seen eating and rolling in something and it smelled real bad

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans

He ate it man…………….

And I don’t wanna a kiss….. oh, no

Oh, Mama, get me some breath mints
No, no, no, I hope it wasn’t poo
Hey, hey

 

 


Great Balls Up Higher 3 comments

Sing along time “Great Balls Up Higher” (apologies to Great Balls of Fire: Jerry Lee Lewis)

He’s got nerve and a bit insane
Balances anything… on his brain
There’s a chance it might inspire….
Goodness gracious balance balls up higher

He’s patient, strong and really funny
Jack came along and now its sunny …
He’ll change your mind, looking fine…
Goodness gracious it’s a taste to acquire

He ate a milkbone baba, woo…..it tasted good
Chased a squirrel and wore a hood
He’s speaks for all dog-kind
Fell while chasing a crow but he’s fine fine fine fine-ine

He balances eggs and its kinda dumb
Makes us nervous but it sure is fun
Hey there Jack, you drive us whack
Goodness gracious how’d you balance those balls up higher?

 

 


Paint It Jack

Sing along time: “Paint It Jack”
(Apologies to The Rolling Stones : Paint It Black)

We see an internet post and we want it painted Jack
No kittens any more, we want them to be Jack
He sees the squirrels run by and chases the mean ole crows
We put a toy on his head and wait for his dumb ole prose

Each day we see objects and want them put on Jack
With patience and balance he really has a knack
We see people crack smiles and try to turn away
Like a daily comic strip it just happens every day

We look inside ourselves and see our heart is Jack
We see a red ball and we want to paint it Jack
Maybe then we’ll laugh today and not have to face the facts
Life’s not easy but better when your whole world is Jack

Admit it at least one time coffee you did spew
Jack did foresee this thing happening to you
If we laugh hard enough that coffee pours from your nose
Your love will laugh too at Jack’s pics and daily woes

We see an internet post and we want it painted Jack
No kittens any more, we want them to be Jack
He sees the squirrels run by and chases the mean ole crows
We put a toy on his head and wait for his dumb ole prose

Hmm, hmm, hmm,..

We wanna see it painted, painted Jack
Jack is right, Jack is cool
We wanna see his name plotted out in the sky
We wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted Jack

Yeah!

Hmm, hmm, hmm…

 

 


Who You Gonna Call? 1 comment

Sing Along Time:
(apologies to Ray Parker Jr: Theme from Ghost Busters)

Dog Slobber

If there’s something slimy
On your face or hand
Eww and on the ball…
Dog slobber

If it feels really weird
And it don’t look good,
It’s spit from your dog…

Dog slobber
I ain’t afraid of no spit
I ain’t afraid of no spit
If you’re feelin things
Spit runs through your hand
It’s his latest haul…
Dog slobber

An invisible slime
Covers everything
Oh, it’s on the wall…

Dog slobber
I ain’t afraid of no spit
I ain’t afraid of no spit
On the tennis ball
Dog slobber
No, you’re not alone
Slobber on the phone
Dry wall
Dog slobber
I ain’t afraid of no spit
I hear it chases squirrels
I ain’t afraid of no spit
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Who ya gonna call
Dog slobber
If you’ve had a dose of a
slobberin dog baby
You know the drill
Dog slobber, oh
Lemme tell ya something
Kisses make ya feel good
I ain’t afraid of no spit
I ain’t afraid of no spit
Don’t pick up that bone no no
Dog slobber
Someone at your door
There’s a big gob on the floor
And need to clean the wall
Dog slobber
Oh, you’re gonna call
Dog slobber!
It’s on the wall
Dog slobber
It’s his latest haul
Dog slobber
Pick up that ball
Dog slobber
It’s on you too
Stuck to a hair ball
Dog slobber
Louder
Dog slobber
Yup, you’re gonna call
Dog slobber
It’s spit after all
Dog slobber

 


Addicted To Dogs 1 comment

Sing Along Time: “Addicted To Dogs”
(apologies to Robert Palmer and Addicted To Love)

Their teeth are white, …they gnaw a bone
Your bed,… is not your own
Their tail wags,… their body shakes
Another lick, …is all it takes
You watch them sleep,… their nose you beep
There’s no doubt…, dogs you keep
A bad smell,… you can’t breathe
Another dog, is all you need!
Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the ruff…oh yeah
It’s Rover and his tooth I say you can’t get enough
You know that squirrel he’s gonna chase it
You’re addicted to dogs….

You go out too, ….when they go pee
You’re scratchin…. at a biting flea
Your lap is where…., they go climb
Another whine almost…. dinner time, ….a one track mind
You’re not depraved
But more dogs, are what you craved
They eat, …you clean their poo
You don’t mind ,…if you do
Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the ruff…oh yeah
It’s Rover and his tooth I say you can’t get enough
You know that squirrel he’s gonna chase it
You’re addicted to dogs….

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
(no music)
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs

(guitar solo)

Their teeth are white, they gnaw a bone
Your bed is not your own
Their tail wags, their body shakes
Another lick is all it takes
Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the ruff…oh yeah
It’s Rover and his tooth I say you can’t get enough
You know that squirrel he’s gonna chase it
You’re addicted to dogs….

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to dogs
(fade out)

 

 


A Squirrel Went Down To The Compound 1 comment

Sing along time: “A Squirrel Went Down To The Compound ”
(apologies to The Devil Went Down to Georgia and The Charlie Daniels Band )

(fiddle intro)

A squirrel went down to the compound. He was lookin’ for a nut to steal.
He was causing heck ’cause he was on the deck. He was mocking the dog for real
When he came across this black dog running out to piddle and coming in hot.
And that squirrel jumped up on a tree limb and said “dog, let me tell you what.”

“I see this is your compound, but I think I’m smarter than you.
And if I want I’ll stay all day and not worry bout you.
Now you run pretty fast when you gotta piddle, dog, but give the squirrel his due.
I’ll bet free run of the yard against your guard ’cause I think I’m smarter than you.”

The dog said, “My name’s Jack, and I like to grin,
And I’ll kick your butt, and you won’t get that nut ’cause I’m a squirrel catching machine.”

Jack, he raised on up and chased that ole squirrel long and hard.
Oh! Hell’s broke loose at the compound cause a squirrel’s in the yard.
And if he gets away, he gets to fight another day,
But if he lose, lunch is squirrel on a Kaiser roll.

(fiddle here)

The squirrel looked at Jack and he said, “I’ll start this show.”
And nut bits spewed from his open mouth as he scratched at his elbow.
And he ran his butt across the deck and he blew the dog a kiss.
And a group of black crows joined in and it was a war not to miss.

(evil fiddle here)

When the squirrel finished, Jack said, “Well, you’re pretty fast with that run,
But have no doubt I’m callin’ you out, and I’ll catch you and end with a pun.”

“Critters in the yard ” Run, dogs, run!
The squirrel ‘s in the yard ruining all the fun;
Jack’s in pursuit and he grabs the squirrel’s toe.
But, does your dog bite? No, yes, no.

(more fiddling)

The squirrel ran outside the fence because he knew that he’d been beat.
And Jack laid down his tired body with his chin on his feet.
Jack then said, “Squirrel, don’t you come on back, unless you want your butt in a sling,
I told you before —you nut breathed varmint—in my compound, I’m the king ”
And he sang:

“Critters in the yard ” Run, dogs, run!
The squirrel ‘s in the yard ruining all the fun;
Jack’s in pursuit and he grabs the squirrel’s toe.
But, does your dog bite? No, yes, no.

(end with fiddle flourish…)

 


He Shook Me All Day Long

Sing along time: “He Shook Me All Day Long”
(apologies to AC/DC : She Shook Me All Night Long”)

(Guitar intro)

He’s a fun machine he licks his food bowl clean
He the most fun dog that I ever seen
He has deep searching eyes telling me no lies
Bringing me his frisbee to see if it flies
Throw it and watch it soar
Then we played tug of war
I told him to give but he said what for
Cause he gave it a shaking
My arm was quaking
My back was aching
And we were playing tug
And he shook me all day long
Yeah he …shook me all day long

I’m working extra hard to get a firm grip
I pretty sure I heard the frisbee rip
Boy is he ever strong pulling me along
Got it and threw it again
Now he’s come back for more
Got it again and now we pull it around
Here we go again because ,he loves this game
Cause he gave it a shaking
My arm was quaking
My back was aching
And we were playing tug
And he shook me all day long
Yeah he, shook me all day long
And knocked me down
He shook me all day long
He had it and was shaking
He shook me all day long
Yeah he shook me….
When he shook it

(guitar riff)

He really shook me it’s true
Shook me all day long
He shook me cause he is so strong
Yeah, yeah, I’m gonna be sore before too long
He really got me after I threw
Shook me all day long
Yeah he shook me
Yeah he shook me
All day long…..

(abrupt stop)

 

 


Funny Dog 2 comments

Sing along time: “Funny Dog”
(apologies to Billy Joel: Piano Man)

(piano/harmonica intro)

It’s 6 o’clock on a Sunday
The regular crowd logs on in
There’s a dog on the floor next to me
As I lean over and scratch his chin

(harmonica)

The dog says, “Dad can you play frisbee with me
You throw it and see how far it goes
I’ll catch it and not miss a beat
And I’ll get muddy feet
Cause I run and catch your bad throws ”

La la lab, dog, da dog
Lab lab di da da da dog

Post a pic you’re the funny dog
Post us a pic alright
Everyone needs a good chuckle sometimes
And a pic of a Jack is just right

Now my dog likes to get his photo taken
He loves the cameras cause you see
When the cameras comes out and he does a trick
There’s lots of treats for he

Then Jack says “Dad our bad jokes are really goofy”
As we smile I scratch his ears and face
“Well, I’m sure that I could catch that squirrel
If it was only a fair race “

La la lab, dog, da dog
Lab lab di da da da dog

Now Jack is a real dog I insist
Who takes everything in stride
And plays with his toys and looks for critters
And really loves to take a ride

(harmonica)

And the Fedex man is delivering stuff
As Jack is chewing on a bone
Yes, he barks and he growls and scares him away
Cause it’s his job protecting his home

(piano riff)

Post a pic you’re the funny dog
Post us a pic alright
Everyone needs a good chuckle sometimes
And a pic of Jack is just right

(harmonica)

It’s a pretty good post for a Sunday
And that gives us a smile
‘Cause we knows that it’s time to have fun and play
And to forget about life for a while

And Jack’s talent makes us marvel
As people wonder what he’ll do each day
And they see his pics on-line and snort at this canine
And say “Jack thanks for the smile today”

La la lab, dog, da dog
Lab lab di da da da dog

Post a pic you’re the funny dog
Post us a pic alright
Everyone needs a good chuckle sometimes
And a pic of Jack is just right

(fade out)

 

 

 


Dogs of Summer

Sing along time: (apologies to Don Henley: Boys of Summer)

“The Dogs Of Summer”

Pawprints on the road
Pawprints on the beach
Wet dog smell in the air
The dog went to the beach
Doggie break, doggie treat
The fun goes down as we roam
If you went to his house
He was out and not home

But you can see him-
Wet black fur shinin’ in the sun
He’s got his hair matted back and his tongue out baby
And he’ll tell you even though summer’s gone, his fun isn’t done
After the dogs of summer have gone

We will never forget the sight
Soon it will be a dream
Chasin critters while sun was blazin
Now we do it all by moon beam
Now it gets dark quick and we will have to wear gloves
But hey, fun will always be back
And we’ll see what dog fun is made of

But you can see him-
Wet black fur shinin’ in the sun
He’s got his hair matted back and his tongue out baby
And he’ll tell you even though summer’s gone, his fun isn’t done
After the dogs of summer have gone

Out in the yard today, saw a toad hopping after a fly like a maniac
Dad’s voice got really loud and he said “Leave it alone. Let’s go get you a bone.”
We went in and watched tv
What was the show?
Something about whatever
Just in, but want out again-

But you can see him-
Wet black fur shinin’ in the sun
He’s got his hair matted back and his tongue out baby
And he’ll tell you even though summer’s gone, his fun isn’t done
After the dogs of summer have gone`

But you can see him-
Wet black fur shinin’ in the sun
He’s got his tongue hanging out and his hair matted baby
And he’ll tell you even though summer’s gone, his fun isn’t done
After the dogs of summer have gone
(fade out)