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Catch That Squirrel

Sing along time: “Catch That Squirrel”

(apologies to Rick Springfield)

 

Jack is a dog,

Yeah, we know he’s good most of the time

But he needs to make a change 

Maybe learn how to climb

Jack needs to catch that squirrel before we lose our mind

 

And he’s watching with intense eyes

And he’s salivating and drooling, I just know it!

And he’s dreaming about it,  all day and night

 

You know I wish that he’d catch that squirrel

I wish that he’d catch that squirrel

Where can I  buy a good squirrel trap?

 

We play along with the game

Doesn’t that seem just a little odd and strange

You know that squirrel eats the bird seed and doesn’t give a hoot

I wanna catch him but my wife thinsk he’s cute

 

Cause Jacks watching with intense eyes

And he’s salivating and drooling, I just know it!

And he’s dreaming about it, all day and night

 

You know I wish that he’d catch that squirrel

I wish that he’d catch that squirrel

Where can I buy a good squirrel trap?

 

Please catch that squirrel

I wish he’d catch that squirrel

Where can I buy a good…

Where can I buy a good squirrel trap?

 

And Jack keeps chasin them varmints all the time

Watchin em go scramble up a tree…

He’s been patient he’s been waitin his time

Is that the way is always gonna be?

(guitar riff)

Tell me, will he ever catch a squirrel like that?

(guitar again)

You know I wish that he’d catch that squirrel

I wish that he’d catch that squirrel

 

Where can I buy a good squirrel trap?

 

Catch that squirrel

I wish that he’d catch that squirrel

He wants; I want to catch that squirrel….

(fade out)

 

 

 

 


For All Dog Kind 3 comments

Sing along time. Sing these lyrics at the upcoming New Years’s eve party and swear they are the true lyrics!
(apologies to Auld Lang Syne)
 
For All Dog Kind
 
Should all of Jack’s fun be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should his talent be for naught,
For all of his grind?
 
For love of dogs my dear,
For all life he shined,
We’ve still got his spirit in us yet,
For all dog-kind.
 
And surely you have a smart pup,
And surely Jack was mine!
And people talk of his kindness yet,
For all dog-kind.
 
For all dog-kind, my dear,
For all dog-kind,
We’ve still got his spirit in us yet,
For all dog-kind.

Twas The Night Before Christmas: Jack Style 2 comments

An annual tradition, Jack’s version of “The Night Before Christmas”

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the fog,
not a critter was alert except for a dog.

The compound was decorated and aglow with light,
but something or someone was plotting for that night.

The people moved around,preparing last minute crap,
while the dog did his job and took a much needed nap.

Suddenly talk occurred about a man in a red suite that would appear,
possibly with 8 accomplices, dressed as reindeer.

The dog who was now alerted to the potential danger,
steeled himself to protect and repel the stranger.

No one else seemed worried about the possible threat,
but the brave and wise dog did…you bet.

So prepare ye homes, sing songs and hang your wreath,
because if reports are correct, it might be time, to show some teeth.

Oh, don’t worry about the gifts and Santa or be alarmed,
no packages, reindeer nor Santa will be harmed.

Although Santa might be scary to some with his ho ho ho and big pack,
not so much..when you have been good and your name is Jack..


The Jack-er 1 comment

Sing along time: (apologies to The Steve Miller Band : The Joker)

The Jack-er

Some people call him a facebook friend , yeah
Some call him the gangster of laugh…
Some people call him for dinner (whoo-hoo)
Cause he eats.. and comes with a face you can love…

People talk about him baby
Say he’s havin fun havin fun …
Well, don’t you worry about him , don’t worry
Cause Jack’s alright here, in sight here, ready to bite here, a delight here at home

Cause he’s a snicker
He’s a winner
He steals bed covers
And he likes dinner
He plays and has lots of fun…

He’s a laugher
He’s a gapher
He’s a midnight barker
He sure don’t want to hurt no one
Wooo Wooooo

He’s the funniest thing
That we ever did see
We really love all his tricks
Daily we wait and see
Funny –doggy , funny-doggy , funny doggy all the time
Ooo-eee baby, he ‘ll sure show you a good time

Cause he’s a snicker
He’s a winner
He steals bed covers
And he likes dinner
He plays and has lots of fun…

He’s a laugher
He’s a gapher
He’s a midnight barker
He sure don’t want to hurt no one

Wooo Wooooo

People we’re talking about a doggy
What we sayin can’t be wrong
Well don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t need no drama
Cause he had a great home

It was the funniest thing you ever did see
Really loved chasin’ squirrels way way up the tree
Barkey-snarky, barky-snarky at squirrels all the time
Come on down, and he’ll show you a good time
(Fade out)

 

 

 


Born For Love 4 comments

Sing along time “Born To Love”

(apologies to Born To Run: Bruce Springsteen)

 

 

In the past they had to sweat it out on streets or a crate away from love it seemed
All day they waited for someone  in conditions that were often too obscene
Sprung from cages  some just in time,
To homes they are taken and ready for a howlin good time
Oh-oh, Baby you saved these dogs from attack
Free from the death trap, it’s a s proven map
They got get out, old or young
`Cause dogs like this, baby they were born to love

yes, folks they are

If you let them in then they will be your friend
They guard your house and televisions
Just wrap your heart round the fur and spit
And say goodbye to your tensions
Together you will break the trap
Now dogs run till they drop, with balls they never bring back
Oh-oh, they walk with you until you grow tired
`Cause baby they were just scared and lonely crier
But now they know how it feels
They don’t have to worry bout life
Cause they know when your love is real

Oh, can you handle the pee

(Saxophone solo)

Inside your house you learn the sounds of whines and groans so they can go out in the yard
In cars you see them in rearview mirrors
And the windows get so smudged
The amusing bark heard while in the park
Dogs may tear up the house to show you’re missed
But they will die for you defending you in a fight
How could someone not like this!   Huh?

1-2-3-4!

Everyone’s life is packed busy but find time to take them for a drive
Maybe a quick toy play or run tonight
Or a game of seek and hide 


Together you can solve some of the madness
A dog will love you with all the gladness in its soul
Oh-oh, they find a way to get under your skin
But when they lick you on your face
Cause they really got to go
Then you see them in the sun
Cause dogs like this
Baby they were born to run

Oh honey, dogs like this
Baby they were born to love

Come on sing with me, dogs like this
Baby they were born to love

Love uh-uh-ve
Wo-oo-oo-ff
Run-uh-un-oh-oh-oh-oh
Run-uh-uh-uh-un
Wo-oo-oo-ff
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Run-uh-uh-un

 

 


Jack the Red Nosed Lab 1 comment

Jack the Black Haired Lab

You know Lassie and Dino and Astro and Scooby,
You know Toto and Benji and Clifford and Snoopy,
But do you recall
The goofiest dog of em all
Jack the Black Haired Lab
Balanced stuff on his nose
And if you ever saw it
You would forget your woes
All of the stuff held up high
Makes us giggle laugh and cry
It never bothers ole Jack
Come join him and be insane
Then one soggy dreary day,
No one came to play,
So Jack with his sense of pun,
Made people see good fun
That’s how the posts all started,
But now he has to go out and pee,
Jack the Black Haired Lab
That’s his story…..


I Got You Dog 4 comments

Sing Along Time “We Got You Dog”
(apologies to “I Got You Babe”: Sonny and Cher)
 
 
They said he was too sick with tiny toes
We won’t find out until…. he grows
 
Well dogs don’t know if all that’s true
‘But he’s got us and this dog, he’s gonna chew
 
Dog
We got you dog, we got you dog
 
His doctor bills, may cost us the rent
But it’s just money ,so we don’t get bent
Yes it’s true, dogs may have hair and snot
But we’re willing to give them all that we’ve got
 
Dog
We got you dog, we got you dog
 
We get sick and lay in bed, and they stay, with us instead
And people get glad, cause their a clown
And when we’re scared, they come around
 
So they live each day for fun
‘Cause dogs don’t care and with them you can’t go wrong
So put a doggie in your life,
There will be more love and a lot less strife.
 
Dog
We got you dog, we got you dog
 
I got dog slobber on my hand
If you got a dog, you understand
 
They want to go for walks you see
Just to spent time with thee
 
They will watch your house at night
It’s ok if they can’t turn right
 
We got this dog and we’re ready to go
Watch out he’s chasing a crow
 
We got you dog….
 
We got you dog
We got you dog
We got you dog
We got you dog
We got you dog
We got you dog
 
(fade out)
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Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine / Clumsy

Sing along time:
“Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine /Clumsy”
(apologies to Tommy Tutone; 867-5309/Jenny)

Hey!

Clumsy, Clumsy, what did I run into?
I had me somethin’ I was gonna bite in to
The dog sure thinks I’m dropping food like before
When he got a snack because of the fall

Clumsy, don’t make a blunder
I need to take my time
Clumsy, the dog had hunger

Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine

Clumsy, Clumsy, you lunch was unsteady
Oh, you didn’t see it but the dog was so ready
He tried to beg you before, but he didn’t deserve.
He tried a new calculation, and made you go swerve

Clumsy, don’t make a blunder
I need to take my time
Clumsy, the dog had hunger

Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine

He got em, (he got em), he got em
He got your french fries from the fall
He got em, (he got em), he got em
For a good snack, for a good snack sprawl

(guitar riff)

Hey, Clumsy, don’t hate his plunder
The dog wanted to dine
Clumsy, he’s knows your number

Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine

Clumsy, Clumsy what did I run into?
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine)
It’s time to eat french fries so the dog is watching you
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine)

Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine
Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine

Fries That Were Mine
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine)
Fries That Were Mine
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine)
Fries That Were Mine
(Ate Sixty Seven -Fries That Were Mine _

(fade out)

 

 

 


Need Some Aid 1 comment

Sing along time: “Need Some Aid” (AKA Renegade with apologies to Styx)

Oh, Mama, I’m in fear for my face from the long tongue of this dog

This dog was seen eating and rolling in something and it smelled real bad

Oh, Mama my eyes are a water’in and I hope it was just a bone

Bad breath is comin’ from that sweet face and I don’t have very long

YOOOOOOOOW!

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans

Oh, Mama, he’ s getting closer and I see something strange in his teeth

He’s gonnna get me no matter if I stay or dive, now I’m sure I’ll be beneath

Oh, Mama my eyes are a water ‘in and I hope it was just a bone

Bad breath is comin’ from that sweet face and I don’t have very long

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans
(guitar riff)

Oh, Mama, I’m in fear for my face from the long tongue of this dog

This dog was seen eating and rolling in something and it smelled real bad

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans

He ate it man…………….

And I don’t wanna a kiss….. oh, no

Oh, Mama, get me some breath mints
No, no, no, I hope it wasn’t poo
Hey, hey