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Livin with dog hair 5 comments

Sing along time: “Livin with Dog Hair”
(apologies to Bon Jovi: Livin on a Prayer)

People get used to havin dogs
It’s a union we like 
But a price we pay …
It’s ruff, so tough

Dogs lay about and scratch all day
Waiting all the time,
They just want to play
For fun, it’s fun

The house get messy with lots of hair and snot.
It doesn’t make a difference if we clean it or not.
You’ve got each other and here’s a thought
House cleaning ….give it a shot.

Whoa, …you’re half way there
Whoa,… livin’ with dog hair
Hold the broom and we’ll clean it – I swear
Whoa, …livin’ with dog hair

The kitchen is free of hair balls
Time now for the stairs
What’s this new mark on the wall
So ruff, it’s tough

Some may dream of a hair free day
But when the pup’s in sight
It’s worth the time….
Havin a dog, there’s no other way…

The house get messy with lots of hair and snot
It doesn’t make a difference if we clean it or not
You’ve got each other and here’s a thought
House cleaning …..give it a shot.

Livin’ with dog hair

Toys, hair, chewed furniture, spit and snot
You live for the dog when it’s all that you’ve got!

Whoa, …you’re half way there
Whoa,… livin’ with dog hair
Hold the broom and we’ll clean it – I swear
Whoa, livin’ with dog hair


Don’t Start Peein’ 7 comments

Jack Fact: 50+ songs were re-written as Jackisms. Here is an old favorite.
Sing along time. (apologies to Journey: Don’t Stop Believin’)

“Don’t Start Peein’'”

Just an average dog
Livin’ in dog eat dog world
He’s gotta go out in the rain
Goin anyway

He’s a real good boy
House broke and he don’t exploit
He took no time to explain
Goin anyway

He zinged out and across the room
A brief whine and he went zoom
I would smile but that ain’t right
Once out, he goes on and on and on

Canines…. waiting….
Pacing up and down the hallway
Their bladders filling in the night
Help em, people
Wake when you hear commotion
There it goes again tonight

Workin’ hard to change his will
Nobody wants a spill
Sometimes we chance it and roll the dice
Just one more hour
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to dry their shoes
Oh, the saga never ends
Once out, he goes on and on and on

Canines….. waiting…
Pacing up and down the hallway
Their bladders filling in the night
Help em, people
Wake when you hear commotion
There it goes again tonight

[Instrumental interlude]

Don’t start peein’
Hold on to that feelin’
Help em, people !!!!!!!
Don’t start peein’’
Hold on!!!!
Help em, people ……..
Don’t start peein’
Hold on to that feelin’
Help em, people…..


Sing along: “Jack Had a Wonderful World” 17 comments

 

Sing along time: “Jack Had A Wonderful World”

(with apologies to Louis Armstrong and “What a Wonderful World”)

 

I saw teeth that gleam

A pink tongue too

I saw them smile

For me and you

And I think to myself

Jack had a wonderful world

 

I saw eyes so true

They gave us sight

His bright look at life

Through hardship and strife

And I think to myself

Jack had a wonderful world

 

The colors of his Jack show

So funny with this guy

Were also on the posts

Of people saying hi

We saw friends shaking heads

Saying, “What did you do?”

They’re were really saying

“Jack we love you”

 

Now men and ladies cry

Our hearts hurt too

We miss him much more

Than he’ll ever know

And I think to myself

Jack had a wonderful world

 

Yes, I think to myself

Jack had a wonderful world

 

Oh Jack……..


Labrador Pie 8 comments

Sing along time! (American Pie with Apologies to Don McClean)
*If you really want to rock play the original song and sing the lyrics

Labrador Pie

A little while ago…
I can still remember how the internet used to make me smile
And Jack knew if he took a chance, that he could restore the bal-ance
And maybe they’d be happy for a while…

But everyday made us sure… with each story we ’d endure
Bad jokes on a website… we couldn’t take one more bite

I can’t remember how Jack first tried or even how hard he tried
But we knew the old jokes were dead, the day …..he put pizza.. on his head

So hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If it’s not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…

Did you first click and love and did you see him wear a hockey glove
If Jack told you to?
Now do you believe how he can roll?
Can a silly dog save our soul?
And did you see him on a Jackardy game show?

Well, I know that you’re in love with him
‘Cause I saw you clickin and messaging him
Jack has balanced a few ole shoes
Man, he loves to amuse..

He was a little rescue pup
With a pink tongue we were lucky to pluck
But we knew we were in luck
The day he balanced and tried

So hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If its not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…

Now, for eight years we’ve been havin fun
Do tricks and getting some sun
But that’s not how it used to be

When the internet was dark and sad
Cause all we saw was stuff that made people mad
And now there’s a dog that represents you and me

Oh, and in case you have looked away
Jack is still here every day
Your loyalty has been earned
The verdict was returned

And while we all wait for his remarks
Jack played Frisbee in the park
And annoyed neighbors by barking in the dark
Until the day he put pizza on his head….

We were singing hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If it’s not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…

Better and better he wears a hockey sweater
Chasin birds and balancing chili pepper
Each day we snort and laugh…

Sometimes he does something foul on the grass
He’s fun, but does get gas
With the squirrel in the tree being harassed

Now he’s a dog so it’s not always sweet perfume
But we can sing this little tune

So Jack went out to play ball or sniff the plants
Oh, but he never got the chance
‘Cause the critters were all over the place
It was a mad dash and foot race
Do you know what the critters sang?

The day he put pizza on his head
They started singing hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If it’s not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…

Oh, and then Jack’s posts were all in one place, a compilation of his face
With no need to search again
See Jack be nimble, See Jack be quick
Jack balanced an old stick ’cause fun is his middle name

Oh, and as we watched him each and every day
Our hearts were filled and we said Yea!
No dog born today
Could beat Jack’s display
And as his posts grew and had insight
It was fun both day and night
We even saw cats laughing with delight
The day, he put pizza on his head

The cats were singing hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If it’s not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…

I saw a news story that gave me the blues
So the internet I thought I would cruise.
Until a dog made me smile and return each day
He even has a webpage with a store, where I can look for songs I heard before
And man it’s just as fun today

And in trees the squirrel schemed
The critters ran and Jack beamed
But not a word was spoken
The posts were all pics and English that was broken

And the critters that Jack watched from head to toe
The squirrel, cat and that pesky crow
They caught the fever and joined the show
The day he put pizza on his head….

They were singing, hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If its not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…


Sweet Jack-O’-Mine 5 comments

Sing along time (apologies to Neil Diamond/:Sweet Caroline)
*CAUTION! This made Jack’s mamma cry.

“Sweet Jack-O’-Mine”

When Jack began
We knew we’d always love him
But now he’s got his own songs

Was a rescue
And soon life was much funner
Who’d have believed you’d play along

Nose touchin’ hearts
Reachin’ out, licking me, sniffin’ you

Sweet Jack-O’-Mine
(La -La- Lab)
Good dogs never seemed so good
(so-cool so-cool)

You’ve re-defined
(La -La Lab)
How a dog should wear a hood
But then he …

…got the old tumors
And couldn’t be the one and only
You went and had to get the two

And when it hurt
Fans put it on their shoulders
How they hurt while watching you

Nose touchin’ hearts
Reachin’ out, licking me, sniffin’ you

Sweet Jack-O’-Mine
(La -La- Lab)
Good dogs never seemed so good
You’ve re-defined
(La -La -Lab)
How a dog should wear a hood
Oh, no, no….

Sweet Jack-O’-Mine
(La -La -Lab)
Good dogs never seemed so good
(so-cool so-cool)

Sweet Jack-O’-Mine
Good dogs never seemed so good
Sweet Jack-O’-Mine
Good dogs never seemed so good (fade out)


Jack the Black Haired Dog 6 comments

Holiday favorite: “Jack the Black Haired Dog”

You know Lassie and Dino and Astro and Scooby,
You know Toto and Benji and Clifford and Snoopy,
But do you recall
The best-est dog of em all?

Jack the Black Haired Dog
Balanced stuff on his nose
And if you ever saw it
You would forget your woes
All of the stuff held up high
Makes us giggle laugh and cry

It never bothers ole Jack
Come join him and be insane

Then one soggy dreary day,
No one came to play,
So Jack with his sense of pun,
Made people see good fun.

That’s how the posts all started,
But now he has to go out and pee,
Jack the Black Haired Dog.
That’s his story…..


Jack-o-file Rock 10 comments

Sing along time. “Jack-o-files Rock”
(apologies to Elton John and Crocodile Rock)
*for extended fun, listen to music while singing Jack’s version

I remember when Jack was young
Me and he had so much fun
Shredding toys and chewing bones
Had a fat pup belly but his face was unknown
But the biggest kick we ever got
Was when he started posting and did it rock
While the other dogs were walking around the block
We were posting and boasting bout how Jack really rocks

Well Jack-o-file rocking is more than gawking
When the fun causes coffee spills
We never knew us a better time and I guess we never will
Oh Lawdy, mama a funny post
When Jack he dressed up… like a ghost
And the Jack-o-files they were lovin the most

Lab… lab lab lab Lab lab lab Lab lab lab

Well the years went by and Jack almost died
A couple of brain tumors made everyone cry
Lots of hugs and prayers on the google machine
Dreaming of the day when his health was clean
The M.O.N.Ts never killed Jack or the love we had
Sharing it all with the Jack-o-files
Healing fast as the laughs went past
We really knew that our boy Jack, he would last

Well Jack-o-file rocking is more than gawking
When the fun causes coffee spills
We never knew us a better time and I guess we never will
Oh Lawdy mama a funny post
When Jack he dressed …up like a ghost
And the Jack-o-files they were lovin the most

Lab… lab lab Lab…lab lab Lab…lab lab

I remember when Jack was young
Me and he had so much fun
Shredding toys and chewing bones
Had a fat pup belly but his face was unknown
But the biggest kick we ever got
Was when he started posting and did it rock
While the other dogs were walking around the block
We were posting and boasting bout how Jack really rocks

Well Jack-o-file rocking is more than gawking
When the fun causes coffee spills
We never knew us a better time and I guess we never will
Oh Lawdy mama a funny post
When Jack he dressed up… like a ghost
And the Jack-o-files they were lovin…… the most ……….

Lab… lab lab lab Lab lab lab Lab lab lab
Lab… lab lab lab Lab lab lab Lab lab lab
Lab… lab lab lab Lab lab lab Lab lab lab (fade out)


Another One Likes His Post 3 comments

Sing along time: “Another One Likes His Post”
(apologies to Queen: Another One Bites the Dust)

Oh! Let’s go!

Jack walks happily down the street
With a the big smile we all know.
Ain’t no worries, but he wants a treat,
People wave and say hello.

Was he ready, hey, was you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seats?
Out of the internet the silliness flies
And he even does tweets

Another one like his post
Another one likes his post
And another one clicks and another comment
Another one likes his post
Hey, Jacks likes it too
Another one like his posts

How do we think we will get along
Without Jack and his songs?
Don’t worry he’s a high energy lab
And keeps us going strong

Is he happy, are you satisfied?
How long can he steady a treat?
Out of the internet the silliness flies
And he even does tweets

Another one like his post
Another one likes his post
And another one clicks and another comment
Another one likes his post
Hey, Jacks likes it too

There are plenty of ways to make you laugh with him
And make you laugh out loud
We can sit him we can sing with him
We can put treats on his nose when he laying down

But Jack’s ready, yes, he’s ready for you
He’s nosing my elbow for another treat
Out of the internet the goofiness flies
And he even does tweets


I Got You Lab 3 comments

Sing Along Time “I Got You Lab” (apologies to Sonny and Cher:) (***If you think you have seen this picture before..it’s your imagination***)

They say he’s too young and we don’t know
We won’t find out if the M.O.N.T. will grow

Well he don’t know if all that’s true
‘But he’s got us and this Lab, he’s got you

Lab
We got you lab, we got you lab

The procedures may cost us the rent
But it’s just money so we don’t get bent
Yes it’s true, Jack may have dog snot
But we’re willing to give it what we’ve got

Lab
We got you lab, we got you lab

He got sick in the head, he had to rest in his bed
And people were sad, cause he’s a clown
And they were scared but he came around

So lets live each day for fun
‘Cause dogs don’t care and with them you can’t go wrong
So put a little dog in your life
Then you can leave the strife

Lab
We got you lab, we got you lab

I got dog slobber on my hand
If you got a dog , you understand
They want to go for walks you see
Just to spent time with thee
They will watch your house at night
It’s ok if they can’t turn right
We got this dog and we’re ready to go
Watch out he’s chasing a crow

We got you lab
We got you lab
We got you lab
We got you lab


Twas the day before Christmas 4 comments

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the fog,
not a critter was alert except for a dog.

The compound was decorated and aglow with light,
but something or someone was plotting for that night.

The people moved around,preparing last minute crap,
while the dog did his job and took a much needed nap.

Suddenly talk occurred about a man in a red suite that would appear,
possibly with 8 accomplices, dressed as reindeer.

The dog who was now alerted to the potential danger,
steeled himself to protect and repel the stranger.

No one else seemed worried about the possible threat,
but the brave and wise dog did…you bet.

So prepare ye homes, sing songs and hang your wreath,
because if reports are correct, it might be time, to show some teeth.

Oh, don’t worry about the gifts and Santa or be alarmed,
no packages, reindeer nor Santa will be harmed.

Although Santa might be scary to some with his ho ho ho and big pack,
not so much..when you have been good and your name is Jack..