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Jack the Black Haired Dog 6 comments

Holiday favorite: “Jack the Black Haired Dog”

You know Lassie and Dino and Astro and Scooby,
You know Toto and Benji and Clifford and Snoopy,
But do you recall
The best-est dog of em all?

Jack the Black Haired Dog
Balanced stuff on his nose
And if you ever saw it
You would forget your woes
All of the stuff held up high
Makes us giggle laugh and cry

It never bothers ole Jack
Come join him and be insane

Then one soggy dreary day,
No one came to play,
So Jack with his sense of pun,
Made people see good fun.

That’s how the posts all started,
But now he has to go out and pee,
Jack the Black Haired Dog.
That’s his story…..


Jack-o-file Rock 10 comments

Sing along time. “Jack-o-files Rock”
(apologies to Elton John and Crocodile Rock)
*for extended fun, listen to music while singing Jack’s version

I remember when Jack was young
Me and he had so much fun
Shredding toys and chewing bones
Had a fat pup belly but his face was unknown
But the biggest kick we ever got
Was when he started posting and did it rock
While the other dogs were walking around the block
We were posting and boasting bout how Jack really rocks

Well Jack-o-file rocking is more than gawking
When the fun causes coffee spills
We never knew us a better time and I guess we never will
Oh Lawdy, mama a funny post
When Jack he dressed up… like a ghost
And the Jack-o-files they were lovin the most

Lab… lab lab lab Lab lab lab Lab lab lab

Well the years went by and Jack almost died
A couple of brain tumors made everyone cry
Lots of hugs and prayers on the google machine
Dreaming of the day when his health was clean
The M.O.N.Ts never killed Jack or the love we had
Sharing it all with the Jack-o-files
Healing fast as the laughs went past
We really knew that our boy Jack, he would last

Well Jack-o-file rocking is more than gawking
When the fun causes coffee spills
We never knew us a better time and I guess we never will
Oh Lawdy mama a funny post
When Jack he dressed …up like a ghost
And the Jack-o-files they were lovin the most

Lab… lab lab Lab…lab lab Lab…lab lab

I remember when Jack was young
Me and he had so much fun
Shredding toys and chewing bones
Had a fat pup belly but his face was unknown
But the biggest kick we ever got
Was when he started posting and did it rock
While the other dogs were walking around the block
We were posting and boasting bout how Jack really rocks

Well Jack-o-file rocking is more than gawking
When the fun causes coffee spills
We never knew us a better time and I guess we never will
Oh Lawdy mama a funny post
When Jack he dressed up… like a ghost
And the Jack-o-files they were lovin…… the most ……….

Lab… lab lab lab Lab lab lab Lab lab lab
Lab… lab lab lab Lab lab lab Lab lab lab
Lab… lab lab lab Lab lab lab Lab lab lab (fade out)


Another One Likes His Post 3 comments

Sing along time: “Another One Likes His Post”
(apologies to Queen: Another One Bites the Dust)

Oh! Let’s go!

Jack walks happily down the street
With a the big smile we all know.
Ain’t no worries, but he wants a treat,
People wave and say hello.

Was he ready, hey, was you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seats?
Out of the internet the silliness flies
And he even does tweets

Another one like his post
Another one likes his post
And another one clicks and another comment
Another one likes his post
Hey, Jacks likes it too
Another one like his posts

How do we think we will get along
Without Jack and his songs?
Don’t worry he’s a high energy lab
And keeps us going strong

Is he happy, are you satisfied?
How long can he steady a treat?
Out of the internet the silliness flies
And he even does tweets

Another one like his post
Another one likes his post
And another one clicks and another comment
Another one likes his post
Hey, Jacks likes it too

There are plenty of ways to make you laugh with him
And make you laugh out loud
We can sit him we can sing with him
We can put treats on his nose when he laying down

But Jack’s ready, yes, he’s ready for you
He’s nosing my elbow for another treat
Out of the internet the goofiness flies
And he even does tweets


I Got You Lab 3 comments

Sing Along Time “I Got You Lab” (apologies to Sonny and Cher:) (***If you think you have seen this picture before..it’s your imagination***)

They say he’s too young and we don’t know
We won’t find out if the M.O.N.T. will grow

Well he don’t know if all that’s true
‘But he’s got us and this Lab, he’s got you

Lab
We got you lab, we got you lab

The procedures may cost us the rent
But it’s just money so we don’t get bent
Yes it’s true, Jack may have dog snot
But we’re willing to give it what we’ve got

Lab
We got you lab, we got you lab

He got sick in the head, he had to rest in his bed
And people were sad, cause he’s a clown
And they were scared but he came around

So lets live each day for fun
‘Cause dogs don’t care and with them you can’t go wrong
So put a little dog in your life
Then you can leave the strife

Lab
We got you lab, we got you lab

I got dog slobber on my hand
If you got a dog , you understand
They want to go for walks you see
Just to spent time with thee
They will watch your house at night
It’s ok if they can’t turn right
We got this dog and we’re ready to go
Watch out he’s chasing a crow

We got you lab
We got you lab
We got you lab
We got you lab


Twas the day before Christmas 4 comments

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the fog,
not a critter was alert except for a dog.

The compound was decorated and aglow with light,
but something or someone was plotting for that night.

The people moved around,preparing last minute crap,
while the dog did his job and took a much needed nap.

Suddenly talk occurred about a man in a red suite that would appear,
possibly with 8 accomplices, dressed as reindeer.

The dog who was now alerted to the potential danger,
steeled himself to protect and repel the stranger.

No one else seemed worried about the possible threat,
but the brave and wise dog did…you bet.

So prepare ye homes, sing songs and hang your wreath,
because if reports are correct, it might be time, to show some teeth.

Oh, don’t worry about the gifts and Santa or be alarmed,
no packages, reindeer nor Santa will be harmed.

Although Santa might be scary to some with his ho ho ho and big pack,
not so much..when you have been good and your name is Jack..


Jack’s World Address 6 comments

Jack Health Sit Rep: “Known as the Jack’s World Address”(apologies to Abraham Lincoln and Gettysburg)

Four squares and eight months ago our four footed friend found out, to our discontent, that he had a sickness, in his brain. This meningioma, a mean ole nasty tumor, was conceived in darkness but we were dedicated to the proposition that this M.O.N.T had met it’s equal.

Now we are engaged in recovery after brain surgery, testing daily the impact of the hemi-spacial neglect and if this plan, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We watch as Jack recovers, but has right side weakness and depth perception battles. His house is dedicated to prevent him from using stairs and has a nightly resting place where a family member sleeps with him each night. For all the joy he has given, It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we must remember that we are only months since the surgery and in a few months we will recheck this hound. The brave dog, who you watched struggle here, is happy and living a great life and nothing has the power to detract from it.

Jack’s World may little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what fun and antics were had here. So the plan is to keep on living, gather and be here to laugh and play and be vindicated for Jack has so nobly advanced.

We highly resolve that this dog shall not ever be viewed as a pain, regardless of his issues,– that this creation, this lovable dog, shall have a loving family and home — and that this Jack -of the people , has no equal- for his people and shall remain loved, for all he is worth.


This Here Dog..He played One

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Nursery Rhyme time (Jack will sing 1st verse, you fill in the rest)

This here dog, he played one
He played knick knack with his tongue
With a knick knack his name’s Jack
Give this dog a bone
This here dog lives in my home.

This here dog, he played two…

 


A little ditty 1 comment

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Sing along time: (apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp :Jack and Diane)

Jack and Dan

Little ditty about Jack and Dan
2 American kids growin’ up in the internet land
Jack he gonna be a world-wide star
Dan he drives Jack round in backseat of their car

Takin fun photos together ,of anything they sees
Jack balances stuff on his head, with such great ease
Dan say, “Hey Jacky let’s go out and see what we see,
put on some cool shades & chase squirrels as we please”
And they say

Oh yeah fun goes on
Pics of a dog and occasional songs
Oh yeah Jack goes on
Pics of a dog and occasional songs,… can’t be wrong

Jack had a set back
Fighting the M.O.N.T. and its torment
Tumor in his head
That was hurting…. his brain
We all know the story
After surgery it was such a pity
Dan says, Jack
We gonna kick this M.O.N.T.
Jack, say-a

Oh yeah fun goes on
Pics of a dog and occasional songs
Oh yeah Jack goes on
Pics of a dog and occasional songs
Gonna let him rock
Let him stroll
Let him stumble and fall
And spill his bowl
Having fun and livin life as long as they can
Of course there’s a nap round noon
Rest up to do it again

Oh yeah fun goes on
Pics of a dog and occasional songs
Oh yeah we see, Jack goes on
Pics of a dog and occasional songs,
Little ditty about Jack and Dan
Two American kids done the best they can


Dogs of Summer

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Sing along time: (apologies to Don Henley : Boys of Summer)

“The Dogs Of Summer”

Pawprints on the road
Pawprints on the beach
Wet dog smell in the air
The dog went to the beach
Doggie break, doggie treat
The fun goes down as we roam
If you went to his house
He was out and not home

But you can see him-
Wet black fur shinin’ in the sun
He’s got his hair matted back and his tongue out baby
And he’ll tell you even though summer’s gone, his fun isn’t done
After the dogs of summer have gone

We will never forget the sight
Soon it will be a dream
Chasin critters while sun was blazin
Now we do it all by moon beam
Now it gets dark quick and we will have to wear gloves
But hey, fun will always be back
And we’ll see what Jack’s World is made of

But you can see him-
Wet black fur shinin’ in the sun
He’s got his hair matted back and his tongue out baby
And he’ll tell you even though summer’s gone, his fun isn’t done
After the dogs of summer have gone

Out in the yard today, saw a toad hopping after a fly like a maniac
Dad’s voice got really loud and he said “Leave it alone. Let’s go get you a bone.”
We went in and watched tv
What was the show?
Something about whatever
Just in but want out again-

But you can see him-
Wet black fur shinin’ in the sun
He’s got his hair matted back and his tongue out baby
And he’ll tell you even though summer’s gone, his fun isn’t done
After the dogs of summer have gone`

But you can see him-
Wet black fur shinin’ in the sun
He’s got his tongue hanging out and his hair matted baby
And he’ll tell you even though summer’s gone, his fun isn’t done
After the dogs of summer have gone