Celeb I’m Told


Jack Star

Sing along time:(Centerfold: apologies to J. Geiles Band)

“Celeb I’m Told”

Does he walk? Does he talk?
Does he sleep on sheets?
My home dog, own dog faithful, always steps on my feet
He plays in the snowflakes, and leaves a yellow stain
The fun and laughs with my canine, could never cause me pain
The years go by and we see an on-line doggie magazine
And there’s my own dog Jack, looking back from the screen.

My dog is bold, now he has shirts bein’ sold
My dog is a celeb I’m told, dog’s a celeb I’m told
My dog is bold, now he has shirts bein’ sold
Dog is a celeb I’m told

Putting stuff, on top his head
While he’s thinks about treats, he’ll be fed
He chases squirrels, oh they get away but he still tries
They start shakin’ in the heights, whenever he flashes those pearly whites
Something happens each day, and now him they recognize
The fun and goofy postings, and hairy to the touch
To see him with a brain tumor was really just too much.

My dog is bold, now he has shirts bein’ sold
My dog is a celeb I’m told, dog’s a celeb I’m told
My dog is bold, now he has shirts bein’ sold
Dog is a celeb I’m told

Come on
Lab lab lab lab lab lab……

He’s okay, please understand
This ain’t what we expected or planned
We hope that when this tumor’s gone
We’ll see you round as time goes on
Take his pics, yes they do, take his posts and go share em
Post them to a Facebook page ,or just laugh in private
Another squeak toy just got ripped
Jack’s antics and life are the script
Oh no, we don’t deny it
Oh yeah, its our life , but he runs it

My dog is bold, now he has shirts bein’ sold
My dog is a celeb I’m told, dog’s a celeb I’m told
My dog is bold, now he has shirts bein’ sold
Dog is a celeb I’m told

Come on
Lab lab lab lab lab lab…….

Lab lab lab lab lab lab…….
[repeat to fade]

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