Hit Me With Dog Snot


jackfacecreek

“Hit Me With Dog Snot” (apologies to Pat Benatar)

Well he’s a real good doggie
With a fun history
Of ripping up toys
And playin with me
That’s OK,
I see how he does it
But when it’s time to sneeze
It’s time to duck it…

He hit me with dog snot…
Yea… he hit me with dog snot
Got me with his dog snot
I was too slow to block the shot
He fired away

He got it on me on my shirt
I thought that’s not fair
But wait hey, it’s in my hair
Wipe it off, it’s all in vain
No doubt he’ll sneeze and get me again

He hit me with dog snot….
Yea… he hit me with dog snot
Got me with his dog snot
I was too slow to block the shot
He fired away

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