Hit Me With Dog Snot 1 comment


Sing along time: Hit Me With His Dog Snot
(apologies to Pat Benatar “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”)

Well he’s a real good doggie
With a fun history 
Of ripping up your toys
And playin with me
That’s OK,
I see how he does it
But when he sneeze
It’s time to duck it

He hit me with dog snot…
Yea… he hit me with dog snot
Got me with his dog snot
He fired away

He got it on me on my good shirt
Hey that’s not fair
But wait hey, it’s all in my hair
Wipe it off, it’s all in vain
No doubt he’ll sneeze and get me again

He hit me with dog snot….
Yea… he hit me with dog snot
Got me with his dog snot
He fired away

(guitar riff)

Well he’s a real good doggie
With a fun history
Of ripping up toys
And playin with me
Before I get another splotch
On my snot slick face
I better make sure
My shirt I can replace

He hit me with dog snot…
Come on! .. he hit me with dog snot
Got me with his dog snot
He fired away

He hit me with dog snot…
Why did he hit me with dog snot?
Got me with his dog snot
He fired awaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!

(fade out)


Leave a Reply

One thought on “Hit Me With Dog Snot