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A little while ago…
I can still remember how the internet used to make me smile
And Jack knew if he took a chance that he could restore the bal-ance 
And maybe they’d be happy for a while…
But everyday made us sure… with each story we ’d endure
Bad jokes on a website… we couldn’t take one more bite
I can’t remember how Jack first tried or even how hard he tried
But we knew the old jokes were dead, the day …..he put pizza.. on his head


So hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If it’s not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh 
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…


Did you first click and love and did you see him wear a hockey glove
If Jack told you to?
Now do you believe how he can roll? Can a silly dog save our soul?
And did you see him on a Jackardy game show?
Well, I know that you’re in love with him
‘Cause I saw you clickin and messaging him
Jack has balanced a few ole shoes
Man, he loves to amuse..
He was a little rescue pup
With a pink tongue we were lucky to pluck 
But we knew we were in luck
The day he balanced and tried
So hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If its not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh 
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…
Now, for six years we’ve been havin fun
Do tricks and getting some sun 
But that’s not how it used to be
When the internet was dark and sad 
Cause all we saw was stuff that made people mad 
And now there’s a dog that represents you and me
Oh, and in case you have looked away 
Jack is still here every day 
Your loyalty has been earned 
The verdict was returned
And while we all wait for his remarks
Jack played Frisbee in the park
And annoyed neighbors by barking in the dark
Until the day he put pizza on his head….
We were singing hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If it’s not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh 
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…
Better and better he wears a hockey sweater 
Chasin birds and balancing chili pepper
Each day we snort and laugh…
Sometimes he does something foul on the grass
He’s fun, but does get gas 
With the squirrel in the tree being harassed
Now he’s a dog so it’s not always sweet perfume
But we can sing this little tune
So Jack went out to play ball or sniff the plants 
Oh, but he never got the chance
‘Cause the critters were all over the place
It was a mad dash and foot race 
Do you know what the critters sang? 
The day he put pizza on his head
They started singing hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If it’s not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh 
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…
Oh, and then Jack’s posts were all in one place, a compilation of his face
With no need to search again
See Jack be nimble, See Jack be quick
Jack balanced an old stick ’cause fun is his middle name 
Oh, and as we watched him each and every day 
Our hearts were filled and we said Yea!
No dog born today 
Could beat Jack’s display 
And as his posts grew and had insight 
It was fun both day and night 
We even saw cats laughing with delight
The day, he put pizza on his head
The cats were singing hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If it’s not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh 
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…
I saw a news story that gave me the blues
So the internet I thought I would cruise.
Until a dog made me smile and return each day 
He even has a webpage with a store, where I can look for songs I heard before 
And man it’s just as fun today 
And in trees the squirrel schemed 
The critters ran and Jack beamed
But not a word was spoken
The posts were all pics and English that was broken
And the critters that Jack watched from head to toe 
The squirrel, cat and that pesky crow
They caught the fever and joined the show
The day he put pizza on his head….
They were singing, hey.. hey …Labrador Pie
If its not to heavy do a photo and make us cry
And them good old folks will laugh and sigh 
Sayin that’s some dog oh my…that’s some dog oh my…


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