Need Some Aid 1 comment


Sing along time: “Need Some Aid” (AKA Renegade with apologies to Styx)

Oh, Mama, I’m in fear for my face from the long tongue of this dog

This dog was seen eating and rolling in something and it smelled real bad

Oh, Mama my eyes are a water’in and I hope it was just a bone

Bad breath is comin’ from that sweet face and I don’t have very long

YOOOOOOOOW!

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans

Oh, Mama, he’ s getting closer and I see something strange in his teeth

He’s gonnna get me no matter if I stay or dive, now I’m sure I’ll be beneath

Oh, Mama my eyes are a water ‘in and I hope it was just a bone

Bad breath is comin’ from that sweet face and I don’t have very long

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans
(guitar riff)

Oh, Mama, I’m in fear for my face from the long tongue of this dog

This dog was seen eating and rolling in something and it smelled real bad

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans

He ate it man…………….

And I don’t wanna a kiss….. oh, no

Oh, Mama, get me some breath mints
No, no, no, I hope it wasn’t poo
Hey, hey

 

 


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  • Liesl Forbes

    All Lab parents can relate! Also, thanks for strip down memory lane. This song reminds me of my college days… takes me right back. Lots of remembering with Jack’s post today.