Jack Sit Rep # 22:Hello and thank you for calling Jack’s World. Operators are busy…but to learn more about how Jack is recovering: Press 1 to learn how he slept better last night: Press 2 to hear that he is still having trouble with walking and vision but trying really hard: Press 3 to learn that the Internet at the compound is being problematic and how squirrels are suspected : Press 4 to hear how Jack is getting restless and bored: Press 5 to learn that so many of Jack’s friends wanted to send him stuff, that he set up a post office box: P.O. Box 581 Chesapeake Beach, Maryland 20732… To repeat this menu refresh your browser
Baby steps, Jack. Well, now we have something in common: we’re both bald.
lol!