Texting While Lab-ing

Jack Fact: After Jack was attacked by another dog and dad helped fight it off (they won), Jack’s dad tried to come home like nothing happened. But immediately upon walking in the door, Jack’s mom asked “what’s wrong.” It was never confirmed but it’s believed Jack texted mom on the way home while dad was driving.


All Clear 1 comment

Jack Fact: He didn’t like to go out during bad storms, but as soon as they were over, Jack loved to go explore the compound to see what damage may have occurred, to gauge the ear flap-o-meter and see what critters may have appeared. (and of course provide situation reports to everyone)


Need Some Aid 1 comment

Sing along time: “Need Some Aid” (AKA Renegade with apologies to Styx)

Oh, Mama, I’m in fear for my face from the long tongue of this dog

This dog was seen eating and rolling in something and it smelled real bad

Oh, Mama my eyes are a water’in and I hope it was just a bone

Bad breath is comin’ from that sweet face and I don’t have very long

YOOOOOOOOW!

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans

Oh, Mama, he’ s getting closer and I see something strange in his teeth

He’s gonnna get me no matter if I stay or dive, now I’m sure I’ll be beneath

Oh, Mama my eyes are a water ‘in and I hope it was just a bone

Bad breath is comin’ from that sweet face and I don’t have very long

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans
(guitar riff)

Oh, Mama, I’m in fear for my face from the long tongue of this dog

This dog was seen eating and rolling in something and it smelled real bad

The dog is up, the tongue is out
He’s running right towards me
I need some aid with this raid
Retrieve me a breath mint

No rabies, he’s not a stray
But this could ruin my day
And forget my plans

He ate it man…………….

And I don’t wanna a kiss….. oh, no

Oh, Mama, get me some breath mints
No, no, no, I hope it wasn’t poo
Hey, hey

 

 


Good Recall 1 comment

Jack Fact: Jack had a good memory. While taking walks, he recognized paths where he had been before and never tried to stray away (even when there were lots of critter smells in the air)..Dad however often got turned around and was easily distracted.


Attention Getter 1 comment

This post serves 2 purposes:
1) It shows Jack’s favorite Halloween costume, a chocolate Lab
2) As a way to remind you chocolate fiends that today is the last day to order your 2019 Jack calendar

*you may now return to eating the candy you bought to give away to the children